This oft forwarded political piece stridently discusses a long list of perceived problems with social and political life in modern America.
Whether or not you agree with the opinions expressed in the piece below is naturally dependent on your own political, religious and social world view. I include it here simply because many people have asked me who wrote the message and where it originated.
Over the years since it first began circulating, authorship of the piece has been falsely attributed to a number of US commentators, including George Carlin, Ted Nugent, Andy Rooney and Denis Leary. One version even changes the location to Australia and falsely claims that it was penned by conservative Australian political figure Bob Katter.
In fact, who actually wrote the piece remains unclear.
In his article on the message, About Urban Legend’s David Emery notes:
More than one person has laid claim to authorship of the piece, the likeliest candidate to date being a frequent contributor to FreeRepublic.com under the nickname “Bootyist Monk.” The earliest known posting of the text, entitled “I Am a Bad Republican,” was dated September 1, 2000.
Versions of the message have been circulated via email, blogs, and more lately, social media posts for well over a decade. The picture of the biker was added only in later versions and there is no evidence that it depicts the actual author of the piece.
Subject: FW: I like this Guy
I just wish everyone in this country shared this guy’s values!
I COULDN’T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT!
I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive’s Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. That’s me!
I am a Master Mason. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don’t push it on others..
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in
American products and buy them whenever I can.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary,
Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don’t work!
I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to
anything. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.
I believe there should be no other language option.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I’ve never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted
by the Turks, and neither have you!
I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and
change your own country!
This is AMERICA …We like it the way it is and more so the way it was…so stop trying to
change it to look like Russia or China, or some other socialist country!
If you were born here and don’t like it…you are free to move to any Socialist country that will
have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the White House, the seat
of our biggest problems.
I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches,
where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution?
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of
what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.
And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my driver’s license. I think it’s good….
And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money..
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who
should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me
into making ‘donations’ to their cause….Get a job and do your part to support yourself and
I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents….
I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know…
We want our country back!
My Country…..I hope this offends all illegal aliens.
My great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution
& the War of 1812.
My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War.
My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War.
My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War.
My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I.
My father watched as his friends died in WW II.
I watched as my friends died in Vietnam, Panama & Desert Storm.
My son watched & bled as his friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq .
None of them died for the Mexican or any other flag.
Every one of them died for the American flag, our beloved Stars and Stripes.
Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole,
other students took it down. Guess who was expelled…the students who took it down.
California high school students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore
T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.
Enough is enough This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .
We’ve bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I’m taking a stand.
I’m standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country,
and for the American flag.
If you agree, stand up with me and forward to everyone in your address book!!
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.
AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS!
Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
This statement DOES NOT mean I’m against immigration!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:
1. Get a sponsor !
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !
3. Live by OUR rules !
4. Get a job !
5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !
7. NOW find a place to lay your head !
If you don’t want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
then YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !
We’ve gone far too far the other way. . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
Only AMERICANS seems to care when American Citizens are being offended !
WAKE UP America ! ! !
If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp!
Made in the U S A & PROUD OF IT!!!!!